You MIGHT be a mall ninja...

[MT2008]

Posted on another forum I frequent. I thought it was pretty funny.

You might be a mall ninja if:

You considered duct-taping a kitchen knife to your long arms to serve as a bayonet.

Your AR has more rails than the local train yard.

You put a heat shield on your shotgun because you may need it during urban assaults.

You put an M4 stock on your H&R single shot.

You put a pistol grip on your shotgun because you are so good at hip-shooting. If one pistol grip is good, two must be better, ehhh?

You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible.

You have a breaching device on the end of your home defense shotgun, just in case you need to breach your own doors.

You think that during TSHTF, you will carry a bolt action rifle, a shotgun, a SOCOM M1A, a Ruger Mark II, and a 1911 just to cover all the base.

You have a .50 cal muzzle brake on your shotgun.

Your game remote is attached to an AR rail in case you get ambushed on Rainbow Six while you are handling your AR.

You have desert camo or sand colored weapons, even though you live in Illinois.

You consider playing Call of Duty to be combat experience.

[k9870]

if your facebook looks like this

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Gecko45?ref=ts&__a=1

[AdAstra2009]

haha, that facebook picture is actually of an actual cop.

[k9870]

Some people on TFL have said gecko gives them tactical advice if you ask him.

[Gunmaster45]

You might be a mall ninja if this is your profile picture is this:





Owning a pistol gripped shotgun with a heat shield doesn't help either...

[Rockwolf66]

Well John,

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Any doubts that I make libertards wet thier lace panties?(and thats the male of the species)

PS: that is a "Humboldt" T-shirt in the first two pics and an "Extinction Level Event" shirt in the last pic.

[Gunmaster45]

Looks like you and your Mossberg are ready for Khe Sanh.

[k9870]

My profile pic is me on a Response boat, i just have a separate gun album

[MT2008]

I've thought about buying a pistol-grip shotgun with a heat shield for years now. Guess I might be a mall ninja.

[k9870]

Ive never considered one, i like a stock. More control.