Desert Eagle

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It's only for people who are douchebags, or those who like to hunt with handguns, though these people usually fall under the douchebag category as well.

My definition of the word "douchebag" is: one who is overly excessive in their pursuit of completion or fulfillment of any task, objective, or requirement. Syn: Overzealous.

Ex: "You know Bill got this sweet new Sniper Rifle. We're gonna go shoot it soon."

"I heard. He got a ghillie suit to go with the thing too, and covered the rifle in reeds."

"Wow, really? What a douchebag move. I just wanted to shoot the thing, not become the Creature from the Black Ops Lagoon."

Anyhow, back to the point, aside from the other things, you buy a Desert Eagle with the mindset you have when you buy a Rolex. You want every son of a bitch who sees you to know that you put down the money to get the most luxurious item you could possibly get, even though there are options that could do the same, or possibly better, job at a more reasonable price. It's an extravagance fit for..... douchebags.