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Old 02-13-2013, 07:06 PM
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SPEMack618's sister is the most sought after commodity within the biker gang community of the Southern United States, worth roughly 4.8 tons of pharmaceutical grade Methamphetamine
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:50 PM
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SPEMack618's sister is the most sought after commodity within the biker gang community of the Southern United States, worth roughly 4.8 tons of pharmaceutical grade Methamphetamine
Well, she was a cheerleader, prom queen, and sorority girl, so it wouldn't be unexpected.

And no, I never had to climb to the top of the water tower with a can of paint.
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Old 02-13-2013, 08:04 PM
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3 days after kidnapping: SPEMack's sister becomes the Biker Queen, rules with an iron fist
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And then me and her now ex-fiance have to take her down or she starts shooting Stingers at airliners.

I mean, that's what biker gangs do right? I saw an episode of Sons of Anarchy once.
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Are they gearing up for a deployment to fight the Chechen Separatists?
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Are they gearing up for a deployment to fight the Chechen Separatists?
Hell if I know, but somebody's going to get shot up with a blessed '74
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Apparently there's now a porn parody of Act of Valor. What is this world coming to?
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Old 02-18-2013, 10:23 PM
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Well, I finally loaded some new .380s for my sister. And realized I'm now out of small pistol primers.

Argh.
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