Randomness

[Markost]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

You need to start eating more stuff

Maybe. Also, Starbucks coffee, but I´m sure I´ll taste it this week.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Markost

Maybe. Also, Starbucks coffee, but I´m sure I´ll taste it this week.

I try to avoid non-homebrewed coffee. Every time I drink it, I get sick

[S&Wshooter]

my eyes keep on unfocusing and it's starting to piss me off

[Excalibur]

I used to drink Starbucks in the glass bottles during college. It sucks.

[Markost]

Originally Posted by Excalibur

I used to drink Starbucks in the glass bottles during college. It sucks.

Is it worse than McDonald´s coffee?

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by Markost

Is it worse than McDonald´s coffee?

Actually the McDonald's coffee I used to worked at is pretty good

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by Excalibur

Actually the McDonald's coffee I used to worked at is pretty good

Speaking of caffeinated beverages made from plants, I'm going to create my own political party to be a constant pain-in-the-ass to the douche bag Tea party. It'll be called . . . the Postum party.

[Swordfish941]

Here's my strategy to take down Chuck Norris:

First, distract target

Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek.

Discombobulate.

Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, and fracture,

Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.

Heel kick to diaphragm.

In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: Six Weeks. Full psychological recovery: Six Monthes.