Ridiculous gun stories you've heard.

[S&Wshooter]

I have a somewhat embarassing gun story: about 3 years ago, when my AR was brand new, I took it with me when I went shooting with my friend and his girlfriend. We shoot .22's and our M1 Carbine for a little while and I figure it's time to run a mag or two through my Stag. I picke it up, load it and then notice that the gun is just an empty shell. Apparently, when my father went to put the scope on it he cleaned it first and then forgot to put the gun back together all the way