I do not like these things.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Excalibur

I'm sure everyone still carries cash in the area of Indiana where I work at, next to Gary. Only a small percentage of people give us cards. But on a few occasions that both cracks me up and pisses me off is when I deliver food to somebody and they just shove their cards in my face. Then I give them the "Are you fucking kidding me?" look or the "Do I look like a walking ATM?" look. So far in the past month of 4 separate encounters, people just hands me their credit or debit cards on the spot, like I'll swipe it in front of them with my imaginary machine.

Are you a pizza guy?

[Excalibur]

Better, I'm a Chinese guy

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Excalibur

Better, I'm a Chinese guy

Nice. Get any free food? Chinese food is the shit

[Excalibur]

All the time. We make the best Chinese in the area. Of course, I always joke that it most isn't Chinese food, just food made by Chinese people. Seriously, 3/4 of the food on the menu aren't authentic Chinese dishes.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Excalibur

All the time. We make the best Chinese in the area. Of course, I always joke that it most isn't Chinese food, just food made by Chinese people. Seriously, 3/4 of the food on the menu aren't authentic Chinese dishes.

Lucky bastard. I'd totally work at a chinese place, but the only decent places around here are family run and only hire relatives

[Excalibur]

That's pretty much how I got into this. Family run. And sometimes we hire out to people that aren't Asian mostly for the delivery guy or waiter, but since we're a bit cheap for employing, it's best to hire family cause we apparently work for cheap.