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[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

That's very unoriginal

Then I shall call him Mini-Swordfish941. To get funding for this clone, I need to raise a trillion, but why raise a trillion when I can raise . . . . . . a billion!

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

Then I shall call him Mini-Swordfish941. To get funding for this clone, I need to raise a trillion, but why raise a trillion when I can raise . . . . . . a billion!

You watch too much Austin Powers. Recommended treatment: go watch the Wild Geese. Twice

[Swordfish941]

David Spade is not the same without Chris Farley.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

David Spade is not the same without Chris Farley.

How is Chris Farley dead but Artey Lange is still walking the earth?

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

How is Chris Farley dead but Artey Lange is still walking the earth?

It's probably because God made a mistake.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

It's probably because God made a mistake.

"I have to kill a fat comedian, but which one? Medammit, I just can't remember anything today"

[Swordfish941]

Why can't God do the world a favor and kill Rob Schneider?

[BurtReynoldsMoustache]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

"I have to kill a fat comedian, but which one? Medammit, I just can't remember anything today"

Chris Farley was way fatter and did speedballs and was surrounded by fans who enabled his behavior. Artie Lange isn't nearly as fat, only does cocaine, and has no fans so it's a bit harder for him to obtain drugs.

[Swordfish941]

My Alias:

Keyser Soze

Sal Paradise

Carlo Marx

Rollo Greb

William Lee

Dr. Benway