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Old 06-04-2010, 07:22 AM
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If this were to actually happen, please blow my brains out with a 10 gauge shotgun (altough Zoe Salanda is hot).
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Old 06-04-2010, 09:38 AM
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Shhhh...!!! Don't give them any ideas!!!!

Hilarious read, though. "Jaws: Red Waters of Vengeance" LMAO.
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Old 06-04-2010, 04:22 PM
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If this were to actually happen, please blow my brains out with a 10 gauge shotgun (altough Zoe Salanda is hot).
I don't have a 10 Ga, but if you give me your address and a plane ticket, maybe we can work something out
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Old 06-05-2010, 04:54 AM
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I don't have a 10 Ga, but if you give me your address and a plane ticket, maybe we can work something out
I said If this would happen (and it is very unlikely).
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Old 06-05-2010, 05:08 AM
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Holy Crap! They're considering remaking Jaws as a 3-d Movie starring Tracy Morgan!!!!!!!!!

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'Jaws' Shark Hunted Down
by Liana Maeby · June 4, 2010

The star of "Jaws" has been found resting in a Los Angeles junkyard.

No, not Richard Dreyfuss -- the shark! With the 35th anniversary of Steven Spielberg's classic blockbuster just around the corner, an NPR reporter set out to track down the mechanical beast that struck fear into the hearts of so many.

In order to maximize their control over the creature, the "Jaws" filmmakers built three sharks for their 1975 movie. All created from the same mold, the sharks were dubbed "Bruce" after Spielberg's lawyer, Bruce Ramer. The gigantic metal creatures were 25-feet long and weighed hundreds of pounds. The heads alone came in at 400 lbs. apiece, with jaws the size of a small human.

When reporter and "Jaws"-enthusiast Cory Turner set out to track down Bruce's whereabouts, he went straight to the source -- the movie's director. A spokesman for Steven Spielberg explained that the original Bruces had all been destroyed, as no one had thought to save them.

But theories circulated on a Facebook page for the famous shark that another Bruce might be out there. After a little research, Turner discovered that a fourth shark had indeed been cast from the original mold, just months after its brothers were constructed. The baby of the Bruce family was created for display at Universal Studios Theme Park, where it hung by its tail for fifteen years.

In 1990, the shark was taken down and shipped out to destinations unknown. Turner picked up the phone and started dialing junkyards. He finally found the creature in a yard in the Sun Valley area of Southern California -- just minutes away from Universal. Turner brought the team who built Bruce -- art department members Joe Alves and Roy Arbogast to verify the shark's authenticity.

"It's the real one," Arbogast told Turner after examining the creature. "It's just kinda' nice to see it again after 25 or 30 years. It's amazing that it's still here."

Bruce's discovery couldn't come at a better time. There's talk that Universal might be considering a 3D "Jaws" remake -- with comedian Tracy Morgan in the shark-hunter role. Perhaps Bruce will find his way onto the silver screen once again.
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Old 06-05-2010, 05:14 AM
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Tracy Morgan needs to stay on 30 Rock with Tina Fey and and that aging Baldwin Brother. If he took that role, his career will never recover.
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