Best stimulus package ever

[S&Wshooter]

I wish this were a real thing, but in America

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...nomic_stimulus

[Zulu Two Six]

lol, i got this on my iPod...
yeah...i love the onion

[S&Wshooter]

I'd go to the site more often, but I'll get the "program not responding" message if I'm on there to long

[Yournamehere]

Haha I saw that about a week ago. Got to see the Onion Movie too the other day. Great News site.

[S&Wshooter]

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...s_hollow_point

Made me laugh for a solid two minutes

[ManiacallyChallenged]

You just know one of us here would end up with a Norinco 56 and feel gypped.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by ManiacallyChallenged

You just know one of us here would end up with a Norinco 56 and feel gypped.

Nah, we'd just go out and find someone with a AKM, bust a cap in they ass and take the AKM

[Spartan198]

I'd prefer an AR stimulus.

"I lost my job five years ago; with this stimulus, I can kill the guy who took it."

lmao