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Old 10-01-2010, 12:42 AM
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Why the BB gun?
So when those damn kids get on his lawn he can chase them away.
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Old 10-01-2010, 12:46 AM
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So when those damn kids get on his lawn he can chase them away.
Exactly. Damn kids, stepping on my lawn to get the candy I'm going to offer to them...
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:06 AM
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Here's some laws I would propose If I were president:

* A Bale Out bill: It basically consists of Christian Bale yelling at the economy until it fixes itself.

* All milk must come from Jennifer Connelly's boobs.

* Ann Coulter will be deported to Guantanamo Bay.

* Whenever you see Ashton Kutcher, you must throw fast food at him.

* If you see an ACLU lawyer, kick them in the nuts (or if it's a chick, in their taco).

* Laura Prepon must go back to being a redhead (she's hotter with red hair).

* Kanye West will be banned from attending the MTV Music Video Awards.

* The following people will be added to the No-Fly list:

* All the members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

* TEA party protesters.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:08 AM
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Here's some laws I would propose If I were president:

* A Bale Out bill: It basically consists of Christian Bale yelling at the economy until it fixes itself.

* All milk must come from Jennifer Connelly's boobs.

* Ann Coulter will be deported to Guantanamo Bay.

* Whenever you see Ashton Kutcher, you must throw fast food at him.

* If you see an ACLU lawyer, kick them in the nuts (or if it's a chick, in their taco).

* Laura Prepon must go back to being a redhead (she's hotter with red hair).

* Kanye West will be banned from attending the MTV Music Video Awards.

* The following people will be added to the No-Fly list:

* All the members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

* TEA party protesters.
Swordfish has my vote in 2012.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:13 AM
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There would be a milk shortage, and the wesboro are allowed to fly....in the transport jets i ship their asses out of the country on.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:21 AM
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Swordfish has my vote in 2012.
NO!

Vote Cthulu/Cheney in 2012

No More Years!
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:22 AM
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:29 AM
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How do you know they were spammers? They had 0 posts.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:30 AM
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How do you know they were spammers? They had 0 posts.
Check "About Me". It's a pretty good way of identifying spammers before they post
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:35 AM
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