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Old 07-21-2010, 05:16 AM
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I did that at a dinner with a previous girlfriend's (almost fiancée) parents at a dinner. I was at the table and said something like "oh shit!" when I burned my hand on a lasagna platter. My girlfriend kicked me under the table and then I realized that I was swearing in front of her Ultra Christian parents. I was so horrified that I blurted out:
"Oh Fuck! I swore"
"Oh shit! I did it again!"
"SHIT!!!!! I didnt' mean to...
"OH FUCK!!!! God Dammit!!!!"

You get the picture....
So was that why she was your "almost" fiancee?
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:23 AM
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So was that why she was your "almost" fiancee?
I was thinking more along the lines of "got drunk; blew some of her shit up w/ rocket launcher"
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:20 PM
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I did that at a dinner with a previous girlfriend's (almost fiancée) parents at a dinner. I was at the table and said something like "oh shit!" when I burned my hand on a lasagna platter. My girlfriend kicked me under the table and then I realized that I was swearing in front of her Ultra Christian parents. I was so horrified that I blurted out:
"Oh Fuck! I swore"
"Oh shit! I did it again!"
"SHIT!!!!! I didnt' mean to...
"OH FUCK!!!! God Dammit!!!!"

You get the picture....
When I read this I imagined it happening to Ben Stiller. MPM you should get Ben Stiller to play you in a movie.
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:28 PM
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When I read this I imagined it happening to Ben Stiller. MPM you should get Ben Stiller to play you in a movie.
Yeah, but I don't traumatize my 'privates' when I zip up my pants.......
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:21 PM
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