Shrine of the Mall Ninja

[Mandolin1]

Some guy on the Internet tok it upon himself to collect all teh works of Gecko45, the original mall ninja. Here's the link: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Just be sure to put down any food or drink before reading, lest you choke on reeding lines like this: BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual