Randomness 2 - Page 282

S&Wshooter · #**2811** 05-04-2011, 09:43 PM

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I have a feeling Smithy will like this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1Ucnvn08s

Olivia Munn is awesome

Swordfish941 · #**2812** 05-04-2011, 10:32 PM

Whoever compares Justin Bieber to Kurt Cobain needs to die of a slow, painful, dreadful, agonizing death:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/10-...ke-kurt-cobain

S&Wshooter · #**2813** 05-05-2011, 12:56 AM

I aggravated my pinched nerve doing some "exercises" that are supposed to help with my pinched nerve

Swordfish941 · #**2814** 05-05-2011, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

I aggravated my pinched nerve doing some "exercises" that are supposed to help with my pinched nerve

S&Wshooter · #**2815** 05-05-2011, 03:18 AM

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I stubbed my toe really bad too

Gunmaster45 · #**2816** 05-05-2011, 04:00 AM

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I stubbed my toe really bad too

...I tried to call for help, but my vocal cords ripped. Horrified, I stepped back and fell down the stairs. Grandma was walking up them. She wasn't quick enough. I pushed what I hoped was grandma's unconcious body off me and crawled to the phone. I grabbed the cord and pulled. The phone receiver fell on my head and knocked me unconcious. I woke up in a pawn shop basement with two rednecks, and some BDSM monster they called "The Gimp". That's all I remember.

...Sorry, felt like finishing your horror story for you.

S&Wshooter · #**2817** 05-05-2011, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunmaster45

...I tried to call for help, but my vocal cords ripped. Horrified, I stepped back and fell down the stairs. Grandma was walking up them. She wasn't quick enough. I pushed what I hoped was grandma's unconcious body off me and crawled to the phone. I grabbed the cord and pulled. The phone receiver fell on my head and knocked me unconcious. I woke up in a pawn shop basement with two rednecks, and some BDSM monster they called "The Gimp". That's all I remember.

...Sorry, felt like finishing your horror story for you.

There aren't any stairs in my house and if I woke up in a basement with 2 rednecks, odds are I'd be related to one of them, so they would let me go

S&Wshooter · #**2818** 05-05-2011, 04:03 AM

What the SL8 SHOULD have been

http://www.collectorsfirearms.com/ad...p?itemID=41075

Spartan198 · #**2819** 05-05-2011, 04:45 AM

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Olivia Munn is awesome

Indeed she is.

Swordfish941 · #**2820** 05-05-2011, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunmaster45

...I tried to call for help, but my vocal cords ripped. Horrified, I stepped back and fell down the stairs. Grandma was walking up them. She wasn't quick enough. I pushed what I hoped was grandma's unconcious body off me and crawled to the phone. I grabbed the cord and pulled. The phone receiver fell on my head and knocked me unconcious. I woke up in a pawn shop basement with two rednecks, and some BDSM monster they called "The Gimp". That's all I remember.

Then I come in and kill one of the guys with a katana and you kill the other one with a shotgun.