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Old 06-16-2010, 10:56 PM
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That's what comes to mind when I think of kneecapping.
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:36 AM
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Have fun being crippled
Okay if that doesn't work, this will. It's my smartest plan yet:

Step 1: Find the worst play ever written.

Step 2: Hire the worst director in town.

Step 3: Raise $2 Million.

Step 4: Hire the worst actors in Hollywood, and show it at Cannes,

Step 5: Film closes, take money, and head to Amsterdam.
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:01 AM
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Okay if that doesn't work, this will. It's my smartest plan yet:

Step 1: Find the worst play ever written.

Step 2: Hire the worst director in town.

Step 3: Raise $2 Million.

Step 4: Hire the worst actors in Hollywood, and show it at Cannes,

Step 5: Film closes, take money, and head to Amsterdam.
Well now you're a producer! How about "Spring Time for Osama"? That hasn't been done yet.
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:09 AM
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Well now you're a producer! How about "Spring Time for Osama"? That hasn't been done yet.
I'll do that. It'll be a collaboration between Ed Wood and Uwe Boll. It'll have two of the most washed up, phoniest actors in hollywood: Megan Fox and Rob Schneider!

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