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Old 09-13-2010, 08:51 PM
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I think there is an Adjustment Bureau that keeps celebrity couples from marrying.
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:17 PM
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:18 PM
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I think there is an Adjustment Bureau that keeps celebrity couples from marrying.
Celebrities get married all the time, what are you talking about?
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:22 AM
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Celebrities get married all the time, what are you talking about?
The following celebrity couples have not gotten married thanks to the adjustment bureau:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Bijou Phillips and Danny Masterson

Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis.
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Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:33 AM
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Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?
That's a stupid reason to commit murder suicide. Tom Arnold's stand up routine is a perfect reason to commit murder suicide.
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:35 AM
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That's a stupid reason to commit murder suicide. Tom Arnold's stand up routine is a perfect reason to commit murder suicide.
"Gawdammit, I dun' want no durn scrambled eggs, womern, I wanted o'er easy!"
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:11 AM
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Anyone one here about that old boy up in Jackson, Kentucky who shot his wife, 4 other people, and then himself with a shotgun because he didn't like the way his wife cooked his eggs?
What did she do, try to use Egg Beaters instead of fresh eggs?
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:13 AM
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What did she do, try to use Egg Beaters instead of fresh eggs?
I dunno, but that dude is fucking hardcore
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