Randomness 3

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the corner and think about what I've done.

Sit in a corner? Pfft, not in this household.


Go out back and cut yourself a switch

[SPEMack618]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

Sit in a corner? Pfft, not in this household.


Go out back and cut yourself a switch

HOYAY!

I will refrain from making the obvious Fifty Shades of Smith joke and hop that MT2008 remembers our halloween costume discussion and enjoys a hearty chuckle like I just did.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by SPEMack618

HOYAY!

I will refrain from making the obvious Fifty Shades of Smith joke and hop that MT2008 remembers our halloween costume discussion and enjoys a hearty chuckle like I just did.

Yeah, I don't see much hoyay in hitting somebody with a damn stick



Seriously, though, it was the most country-fied sitting-in-the-corner equivalent that I could come up with

[SPEMack618]

I guess since Pops was often globe trotting about getting ready to lock for wayward Airman, my sister and I came to fear my mother's hairbrush more than anything.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by SPEMack618

I guess since Pops was often globe trotting about getting ready to lock for wayward Airman, my sister and I came to fear my mother's hairbrush more than anything.

I'm pretty sure I stole what used to be my father's "whippin' belt" a few years back. It's falling apart, but I haven't found anything better to replace it

[Swordfish941]

[Evil Tim]

Originally Posted by Spartan198

How was that NSFW? They were all dressed.

The NSFW test is "would you want your boss to catch you looking at this image?" rather than nudity per se. I think super-tiny bikinis kinda qualify.

[Spartan198]

Originally Posted by SPEMack618

One of my Fraternity Brothers nearly went to jail th night we got Bin Laden for stripping down to his Captain America underoos and perching himself atop the fraternity house with his guitar and a bottle of cheap bourbon.

Public drunkeness is illegal, though.


But point taken.

[SPEMack618]

Yes, yes, it is, but sitting on the roof, according to my understanding of thelocal ordinance concerning public drunkeness, does not constitute being in public, bcause he was in, around, or on a private rsidence.

[The Wierd It]

I'm not sure if "Drunk and Disorderly" is a thing in the US. Because that seems to fit here.