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Old 08-07-2010, 03:55 AM
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A real man wouldn't need to hide behind Christian Bale.
Christian Bale = warm up ass whuppin
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:00 AM
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I'd like to take this moment to point out that I'm being threatened with bodily harm and property damage because I don't want to have sex with Megan Fox.
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:13 AM
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I'd like to take this moment to point out that I'm being threatened with bodily harm and property damage because I don't want to have sex with Megan Fox.
Any red blooded man would sleep with Megan Fox, if given the chance
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:22 AM
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Any red blooded man would sleep with Megan Fox, if given the chance
I prefer Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley.
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:23 AM
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I prefer Rachel McAdams and Keira Knightley.
So you are saying that if Megan Fox showed up at your house and offered herself up, you would not accept?
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:25 AM
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So you are saying that if Megan Fox showed up at your house and offered herself up, you would not accept?
She'd have to be wearing gloves and she could not take them off.
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:37 AM
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She'd have to be wearing gloves and she could not take them off.
Oh my god..

This calls for the ALMIGHTY VENTURA HAMMER!!!

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In Mr. Ventura calling me a "slack-jawed faggot"? I may have a slack jaw, but I am not a faggot.
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:44 AM
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In Mr. Ventura calling me a "slack-jawed faggot"? I may have a slack jaw, but I am not a faggot.
It is a bad idea to correct Mr. Ventura. He owns a minigun and is violent, after all
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In Mr. Ventura calling me a "slack-jawed faggot"? I may have a slack jaw, but I am not a faggot.
I used to dip, and I assure you, it makes you no "Goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus."
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