Randomness 2

[k9870]

I want this kayak:

[Milkovich]

This is fucking amazing:

Men, my brothers, men the workers, ever reaping something new:
That which they have done but earnest of the things that they shall do:

For I dipped into the future, far as human eye could see,
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;

Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight, dropping down with costly bales;

Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rained a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;

Far along the world-wide whisper of the south-wind rushing warm,
With the standards of the peoples plunging through the thunderstorm;

Till the war-drum throbbed no longer, and the battle-flags were furled
In the Parliament of man, the Federation of the world.

There the common sense of most shall hold a fretful realm in awe,
And the kindly earth shall slumber, lapped in universal law.

- Alfred Tennyson

[k9870]

So i had to slam my breaks and avoid hitting a car by a foot since it made an unprotected left turn into oncoming traffice without looking.

Driver was:

A.Old
B. Female
C. On a cell Phone.

All the major stereotypes in one package. When will they ban talking on cells while driving? Arent pretty much all of them sold with a bluetooth now anyway?

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by k9870

So i had to slam my breaks and avoid hitting a car by a foot since it made an unprotected left turn into oncoming traffice without looking.

Driver was:

A.Old
B. Female
C. On a cell Phone.

All the major stereotypes in one package. When will they ban talking on cells while driving? Arent pretty much all of them sold with a bluetooth now anyway?

It's illegal here. Bluetooth or headset only

[Milkovich]

If you are caught handling a mobile phone whilst driving around here the repercussions can be rather...severe.

Think Bubba.

[k9870]

Here they can only charge you if its a factor in another incident.

Example: Get speeding ticket, your charge is speeding.

Pulled over speeding on cell phone: charged with speeding and distracted driving.

We had alaw trhat said you could be charged with not wearing a seatbelt, but only if you were charged with something like speeding first. Eventually law was changed to make it so you can pll people over for no belt. Its just the states history, make a feel good law but dont give it any theeth.

[BurtReynoldsMoustache]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

I have a bad case of diarrhea. It's probably from eating all that leftover Easter candy.

Do you think this because it's coming out all rainbow colored?

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache

Do you think this because it's coming out all rainbow colored?

No. My diarrhea is gone. I took some Pepto Bismol.

[S&Wshooter]

I hooked up my TV

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

I hooked up my TV

Does it have cable?