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Old 09-21-2010, 07:58 PM
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what the hell kind of question is that?
An entertaining one
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:01 PM
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Did I ever tell ya'll about the time I punched a tiger in the head?
It doesn't count if the tiger is stuffed.
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:07 PM
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It doesn't count if the tiger is stuffed.
It was on the small side. This guy from the Houston Zoo was at the mall and he had a few in some cages. For $5 you could go in the cages for a few minutes and mess with the tigers. I thought "what the hell" and gave the man his money. When I got in th cage, the tiger bit me hard on my forearm (Not playfully, but like it wanted to hurt me) so I pushed it away. It tried to do it again so I punched it in the head and then the Zoo guy fucking freaked out and made me leave because I punched his tiger
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Did I ever tell ya'll about the time I punched a tiger in the head?
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:12 PM
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No, do tell.
I just did
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:23 PM
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:24 PM
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:36 PM
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It was on the small side. This guy from the Houston Zoo was at the mall and he had a few in some cages. For $5 you could go in the cages for a few minutes and mess with the tigers. I thought "what the hell" and gave the man his money. When I got in th cage, the tiger bit me hard on my forearm (Not playfully, but like it wanted to hurt me) so I pushed it away. It tried to do it again so I punched it in the head and then the Zoo guy fucking freaked out and made me leave because I punched his tiger
Did the tiger draw blood? You could have sued.
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:43 PM
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Did the tiger draw blood? You could have sued.
I didn't let it
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