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Old 12-24-2011, 08:26 AM
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Old 12-24-2011, 08:28 AM
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Oh for cryin' out loud...

AMERICA, STOP BEING SO DAMN CRAZY.
You live in England, we just set fire to half our biggest cities for basically no reason at all. No complaining.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:51 AM
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You live in England, we just set fire to half our biggest cities for basically no reason at all. No complaining.
Valid point.

Still, that article gives off the impression that Americans will form a disorderly mob for the stupidest reasons and that you're bound to get trampled to death or otherwise physically assaulted just by walking down to the nearest convenience store for a candy bar.
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Old 12-24-2011, 12:02 PM
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You live in England, we just set fire to half our biggest cities for basically no reason at all. No complaining.
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Old 12-24-2011, 03:27 PM
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Yes, that would be what I was referring to.
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Old 12-24-2011, 06:05 PM
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Valid point.

Still, that article gives off the impression that Americans will form a disorderly mob for the stupidest reasons and that you're bound to get trampled to death or otherwise physically assaulted just by walking down to the nearest convenience store for a candy bar.
A certain portion of Americans will do that, but they are known as "dumbasses"
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:14 PM
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:35 PM
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:25 AM
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I just made my whole family be perfectly silent for a full 4 minutes so I could listen to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons' "Rag Doll".
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Old 12-25-2011, 02:31 AM
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