Randomness 2

[Swordfish941]

You can replace the leads of (500) Days of Summer with the ghost of Heath Ledger and Katy Perry and it still would be the same.

Proof:

[S&Wshooter]

I went to ammuntiontogo.com's website in Brenham, around where they make Blue Bell icecream, and I:

Held an Uzi (very heavy)
Was able to examine the S&W Bodyguard .380
Held that tiny little 1911 Sig makes
Held a Calico carbine
Found an out of the way counter full of cheap ($225-$350) S&W autos in GREAT condition
Saw a LAR Grizzly up close

[Swordfish941]

I'm going to kill the cast of Jersey Shore with a shotgun. And when they ask why I did it, I'll say I did it "for the lulz" (which is the only reason why anyone does anything).

[k9870]

When asked say "I dont deserve any special recognition officers, just doing my part to make the world a better place."

[k9870]

I must be the only irish guy who doesnt give a crap its st patricks day. when your underaged st pattys and new years are the holidays where everyone else goes out having fun. Oh well 4 months and counting.

[Spartan198]

I swear, if anyone pinches me today for not wearing green, I'm gonna knock their teeth out.

And holy crap, I didn't know I had almost 1,000 posts here...

[Swordfish941]

When will metrosexuals admit that they're just gay?

[k9870]

The only thing im wearing thats green is my boxers and im not eactly showing those to people. Its sad seeing im 3/4 irish. then theres people who flip that you dont wear green but have no irish blood at all, even people who are like italian, german, etc.

[BeardedHoplite]

"You know why God made whiskey, Mr. Marston?"
"No"
"Ah, so the Irish don't rule the world"

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by BeardedHoplite

"You know why God made whiskey, Mr. Marston?"
"No"
"Ah, so the Irish don't rule the world"