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my eyes keep on unfocusing and it's starting to piss me off
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I used to drink Starbucks in the glass bottles during college. It sucks.
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Is it worse than McDonald´s coffee?
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Actually the McDonald's coffee I used to worked at is pretty good
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"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring...I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life." Blessed be the LORD, my rock, Who trains my hands for war, And my fingers for battle Psalm 144:1 “It is always wrong to use force, unless it is more wrong not to.” |
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Speaking of caffeinated beverages made from plants, I'm going to create my own political party to be a constant pain-in-the-ass to the douche bag Tea party. It'll be called . . . the Postum party.
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series |
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Here's my strategy to take down Chuck Norris:
First, distract target Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, and fracture, Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: Six Weeks. Full psychological recovery: Six Monthes.
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series |
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Wilem Dafoe lives in my closet.
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series |
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i went to go buy a zippo i've been eyeing at a store today after school so i rode my bike up to it, its only about three miles and i can take it in 5 minutes. so i got there and i see it and i realise i dont have any money and i go back home and get it then go to the store...the hours are from 9-5:30...i looked at my phone...5:32, the doors wouldn't open and they wouldnt let me in
guess im going tomorrow
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Here's what George Carlin thinks of Fred Phelps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EllF...eature=related
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