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[Swordfish941]

Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!

[Swordfish941]

Did you ever notice that when Sean Connery played James Bond, he had a a bunch of chest hair.

[Swordfish941]

I wish I had a clone that was 1/8 my of size.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

I wish I had a clone that was 1/8 my of size.

If you had a clone 1/8 your size, I'd find him and punt him

[Swordfish941]

And I shall call my clone . . . Mini-Me!

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

And I shall call my clone . . . Mini-Me!

That's very unoriginal

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

That's very unoriginal

Then I shall call him Mini-Swordfish941. To get funding for this clone, I need to raise a trillion, but why raise a trillion when I can raise . . . . . . a billion!

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

Then I shall call him Mini-Swordfish941. To get funding for this clone, I need to raise a trillion, but why raise a trillion when I can raise . . . . . . a billion!

You watch too much Austin Powers. Recommended treatment: go watch the Wild Geese. Twice

[Swordfish941]

David Spade is not the same without Chris Farley.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

David Spade is not the same without Chris Farley.

How is Chris Farley dead but Artey Lange is still walking the earth?