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Old 10-08-2010, 01:02 AM
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I attempted to eat an apple weighing at least 1 1/4 lbs. I only got about 75% of the way through
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:51 AM
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:09 AM
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I attempted to eat an apple weighing at least 1 1/4 lbs. I only got about 75% of the way through
Where do they grow apples that big?
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:29 AM
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Where do they grow apples that big?
as i said: everything is bigger in texas
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Old 10-08-2010, 09:35 AM
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L. Brent Bozell lll hates these two songs:

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as i said: everything is bigger in texas
It wasn't even the biggest apple in the bin! It was the biggest that wasn't bruised though
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:50 PM
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This is not to encourage anything, but here's a list of remakes on the way. Some have names attached, some don't. Some I knew they were working on (Mad Max,) some I didn't (All Quiet on the Western Front.)

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/upcoming-movie-remakes/
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:22 PM
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This is not to encourage anything, but here's a list of remakes on the way. Some have names attached, some don't. Some I knew they were working on (Mad Max,) some I didn't (All Quiet on the Western Front.)

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/upcoming-movie-remakes/
I'll recast Commando, Westworld, and Romancing the Stone.
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Here's my Romancing the Stone recast:

Jack T. Colton - Elijah Wood

Joan Wilder - Natalie Portman

Ralph the Comical Swindler - Craig Ferguson

Colonel Zolo - Javier Bardem

Elaine Wilder - Rachel McAdams

Juan the Smuggler - Wilmer Valderrama
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Old 10-09-2010, 01:01 AM
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I dig this groovy cat, man:

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