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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series |
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Everybody's hands go UP!!!!!!
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Why does everybody in Minnesota speak in those fucking singsong voices? It's so annoying!
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My conversation with Darth Vader:
Vader: Mila and the pug must never again leave Indiana. Me: What? That wasn't part of the deal, nor was giving S&Wshooter to this bounty hunter. Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray i don't alter it any further. Me: This deal is getting worse all the time. Vader: Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet. Me: This wasn't a part of the deal. Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. Me: This deal is getting worse all the time! Vader: Here is a unicycle. You must ride it wherever you go. Me: What?! I'm not riding no fucking unicycle! Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further. Me: THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME! Vader: Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as "Merry". Me: Ah, fuck you, man. I ain't doing it. Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further. Me: THIS DEAL . . . is very fair and I'm happy to be apart of it.
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series |
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copying gets old
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The richest one percent of this country owns half of our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're apart of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.
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change words around or something, to make it funny
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PersonOfInterest was banned because he was a Cylon.
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I have a feeling that Darren Aronofsky is gonna remake Blue Velvet.
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