Randomness - Page 44

Swordfish941 · #**431** 08-20-2010, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

How is Chris Farley dead but Artey Lange is still walking the earth?

It's probably because God made a mistake.

S&Wshooter · #**432** 08-20-2010, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941

It's probably because God made a mistake.

"I have to kill a fat comedian, but which one? Medammit, I just can't remember anything today"

Swordfish941 · #**433** 08-20-2010, 12:16 AM

Why can't God do the world a favor and kill Rob Schneider?

BurtReynoldsMoustache · #**434** 08-20-2010, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

"I have to kill a fat comedian, but which one? Medammit, I just can't remember anything today"

Chris Farley was way fatter and did speedballs and was surrounded by fans who enabled his behavior. Artie Lange isn't nearly as fat, only does cocaine, and has no fans so it's a bit harder for him to obtain drugs.

Swordfish941 · #**435** 08-20-2010, 01:01 AM

My Alias:

Keyser Soze

Sal Paradise

Carlo Marx

Rollo Greb

William Lee

Dr. Benway

S&Wshooter · #**436** 08-20-2010, 05:48 PM

Things S&Wshooter enjoys

1. RC Cola
2. Smith and Wesson firearms
3. My little cat. FUN FACT: I actually call the little cat, "little cat" instead of her name
4. Power Metal
5. Fall and Winter
6. Action movies that have both gratuitous violence and a solid plot
7. Dark colors
8. Reading
9. Making people RAGE QUIT on Far Cry 2 online
10. Swedish Fish

BurtReynoldsMoustache · #**437** 08-20-2010, 05:55 PM

&Wshooter

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Originally Posted by S

Things S&Wshooter enjoys

1. RC Cola

Why?

S&Wshooter · #**438** 08-20-2010, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache

&Wshooter

Why?

Because RC Cola is fucking awesome

BurtReynoldsMoustache · #**439** 08-20-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

Because RC Cola is fucking awesome

When I was in the hospital a few years ago they had a brand of cola that I'd never heard of and haven't seen in stores since. I can't remember what it was called, but it was the best cola I've ever had and it had a fairy on the can. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

S&Wshooter · #**440** 08-20-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache

When I was in the hospital a few years ago they had a brand of cola that I'd never heard of and haven't seen in stores since. I can't remember what it was called, but it was the best cola I've ever had and it had a fairy on the can. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

[insert gay joke here]