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Here's my recast of Jurassic Park:
Dr. Alan Grant - Viggo Mortensen Dr. Ellie Sattler - Charlize Theron Dr. Ian Malcolm - Mark Ruffalo John Hammond - Brian Cox Lex Murphy - Chloe Moretz Tim Murphy - Nolan Gould Dennis Nedry - Seth Rogen Robert Muldoon - Daniel Craig Donald Gennaro - Kurtwood Smith Ray Arnold - Anthony Mackie
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If you want me to recast any movies/TV shows, just tell me.
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Goddam son, you have the gift.
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Saving Private Ryan, but everyone's a woman.
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Here's my recast of King Kong (the 2005 version):
Ann Darrow - Kiera Knightley Carl Denham - Craig Ferguson Preston - Kieran Culkin Jack Driscoll - Elijah Wood Captain Englehorn - Christoph Waltz Ben Hayes - Idris Elba Jimmy - Logan Lerman Bruce Baxter - Adam Brody Lumpy the Cook - Danny Masterson
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series |
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Huey Lewis & The News' Hip to Be Square is a song so catchy, most people don't listen to the lyrics, but they should! 'Cause its not about the pleasures of conformity, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul, AHHHHH! *murders Jared Leto with an axe* Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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I like Kiera Knightly, I'm just not sure if she has enough up top to make it through half the movie in just a slip (or whatever Naomi Watts was wearing.)
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What has Keira "the skeleton monster" Knightly even been up to? I haven't seen her in anything since Pirates of the Carribean
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She's going to play Sabina Spielrein in David Crohenberg's A Dangerous Method with Viggo Mortensen as Sigmund Freud and Michael Fassbender as Carl Jung.
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