Mercenary Story Rewrite (Contiuned)

[Swordfish941]

And last, but not least, Johnny:

[BurtReynoldsMoustache]

I'm just not buying Elijah Wood as a mercenary. It's like Casey Affleck being a hardened PI who wins bar fights in Gone Baby Gone. Or Keira Knightley charging balls out into a column of Roman legionnaires in nothing but her wooden lingerie in King Arthur.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache

I'm just not buying Elijah Wood as a mercenary. It's like Casey Affleck being a hardened PI who wins bar fights in Gone Baby Gone. Or Keira Knightley charging balls out into a column of Roman legionnaires in nothing but her wooden lingerie in King Arthur.

Yeah, Elijah Wood is a bit too frail looking to play a mercenary

[Swordfish941]

Here are mental images of S&Wshooter's mercs for future reference:

Pieter Van Zyl


Sean


Mac Diesel


George

[Swordfish941]

And Cooper (the first to get killed):

[S&Wshooter]

Steve Austin is who I imagined too

[Swordfish941]

To my critics: Sometimes casting against type is a good thing. Elijah can just gain 20 pounds of muscle, go through gun and knife training, and adopt a South African Accent.

[k9870]

How does cooper die? any plan yet?

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by k9870

How does cooper die? any plan yet?

He'd probably get stabbed to death by the enforcer.

[Swordfish941]

Here are mental images of the crew for future reference:

Chief


Todd


Will


Lynne