Shrine of the Mall Ninja

[Bugabear]

Maybe he though the forum was for posting movie scripts. He could get a good job as a writer.

[k9870]

I had him as my friend on facebook but his account disappeared

[Spartan198]

I love this part.

I crept behind the Mrs. PacMan game, and when I heard the perp reload, jumped up with my trusty K-Bar, and threw it into the perp’s arm, pinning him against the wall behind him.

[S&Wshooter]

How did a 13 yr old find the time between school and his bedtime at 8:30 to write such tall tales of idiocy?

[MT2008]

Originally Posted by Bugabear

He could get a good job as a writer.

I doubt it. The most brain-dead Steven Seagal movie has a more substantive plot and is more restrained in its gun-worship than this dude's "stories".

[Spartan198]

Originally Posted by MT2008

I doubt it.

It'd work as a comedy. Paul Blart: Mall Cop did (at least I thought it was funny, but then again I liked Doom and Bloodrayne...).

[Swordfish941]

I have to agree with MT2008. A porn-o movie has more plot than Gecko's crap.