Randomness - Page 16

Swordfish941 · #**151** 08-10-2010, 11:34 PM

The air conditioning system in my house doesn't work.

S&Wshooter · #**152** 08-10-2010, 11:46 PM

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The air conditioning system in my house doesn't work.

Someone crushed the vent leading into my room

Markost · #**153** 08-10-2010, 11:49 PM

I´m building my room in the attic. Hell yeah.

S&Wshooter · #**154** 08-11-2010, 12:25 AM

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I´m building my room in the attic. Hell yeah.

My attic is so hot that it would be impossible to build a room up there and then stay in that room for more than 10 minutes without passing out

Gunmaster45 · #**155** 08-11-2010, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

So the father needed the shovel to the head, not her?

No, but that shovel could have dug the 6 foot grave he deserved to fill.

Zulu Two Six · #**156** 08-11-2010, 01:00 AM

I posted a stupid random comment, just so you guys would wow over it...
you may begin now

S&Wshooter · #**157** 08-11-2010, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunmaster45

No, but that shovel could have dug the 6 foot grave he deserved to fill.

And when he is done digging the hole, you hit him with the shovel. Shovels are the ultimate problem solver if you are fine with solving your problems by inflicting blunt force trauma and/or digging

Zulu Two Six · #**158** 08-11-2010, 01:01 AM

what about the hammer?

S&Wshooter · #**159** 08-11-2010, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six

what about the hammer?

You can use a hammer. For best results, it should look like this

Gunmaster45 · #**160** 08-11-2010, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

And when he is done digging the hole, you hit him with the shovel. Shovels are the ultimate problem solver if you are fine with solving your problems by inflicting blunt force trauma and/or digging

If you ever saw Mr. Brooks, you see it can also be used to nearly sever a head, since the sharp edge used for digging can chop a neck pretty deep with a full length swing. And it was done to Dane Cook, which was kind of funny.