What guns not to have

[MT2008]

Originally Posted by k9870

Ive heard people say a beretta jetfire is better than a .32...But I do see its amocking thread. I here so much stuff like this on gun forums.

"Glocks will explode in your hand"
"well sig has an alloy fram that will crack when you shoot it"
"My hi point is a virtual copy of an hk usp"
"if you carry condition one youll shoot yourself"

it goes on and on.....i saw a 10 page thread on why the .22 pocket gun is the best choice for CC....

Right, so the lesson is...to each his own. Simple, isn't it?

[Spartan198]

Originally Posted by k9870

I here so much stuff like this on gun forums.

Maybe that's why I didn't see it was mere mocking, then. This is actually the only gun forum I'm currently on (though I used to frequent MP.net, until a moderator banned me because he got mad that I liked the MRP more than the HK416).

[Ace Oliveira]

Originally Posted by MT2008

*SIGH* You're STILL missing the point. Of course he's ignoring .25 ACP because it's a moot point - there's already a consensus amongst firearms enthusiasts that .25 ACP sucks. Have you ever heard anyone arguing over the Internet whether .25 ACP or .45 ACP is a better caliber? I sure as fuck haven't.

The point of the entire piece is to mock popular weapons/calibers that people DO like, and that people argue over. His approach is using hyperbole to make everyone's favorite weapon/caliber sound like crap. The key is this line right here:

Yeah. Looks like we don't have a sense of humor. Oh, well.

Also:

Originally Posted by MT2008

I sure as fuck haven't.

JEEEEZUUUS Christ! Holy Moley MT2008! Watch your language. There's children around here.

[Excalibur]

Originally Posted by Ace Oliveira

JEEEEZUUUS Christ! Holy Moley MT2008! Watch your language. There's children around here.

Why, don't take the lord's name in vain. Watch your language. And I think we're all adults here. I said it before that swears are justified if you are in that particular angry mood for it. Random swears for the same of adding spice to your writing doesnt mean you can swear a storm up.