Turn 19 soon...such a pointless age

[Vangelis]

With Folding Battlesights™. It's like the back of the box for a GI Joe toy. I hope the manual's written the same way.

"Push the Action Fire Switch™ to trigger realistic light, sound, and firing of realistic unsafe metal projectile!"

I especially like the Monogrip® pistol grip. As opposed to the many two-handed pistol grips you find on assault rifles.