Carrier for sale

[MT2008]

I have a better idea: Sell it to the Chinese, then watch as they try in vain to make it functional and convince the world that they have a respectable Navy with carriers that don't even have catapults. Then watch as they try and get their J-15 "Flopping Fish"...errr, Flying Shark, to take off and land on the carrier without being able to carry a sufficient weapons/fuel load.

And I'm dead serious. We'd make a lot more money, and get entertainment value that would undoubtedly inspire some quality Onion and Duffel Blog articles.