Paranoia and fear of Home Invasion

[S&Wshooter]

I have a pretty average HD setup, but there is no way in hell someone is getting into my house without me knowing about it. They'd have to bust down a door or break a window, which I reckon would make enough noise to bring the break-in to my attention. I'm not really all that concerned about a home invasion, though, since the only times I can remember anyone in my neighborhood's house being broken into, it ended up in one case being some kids from the neighborhood (who were caught) and another in the whole subdivision being cordoned off by the police and some K-9 units being brought in.