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04-02-2013, 09:41 PM
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Once in awhile you hear Pig, but it's just not as stylish as it used to be. I must confess that one night I spun up a suspect who kept calling me pig. I finally arrested her (for battery and public intoxication) and then just oinked at her everytime she wanted to talk to me. Oh my God she got pissed. The staff at the jail weren't real gentle with her because she was out of control by the time I got her to them. She spent the night in solitary until she had sobered up and calmed down.Got charged with Battery on Jail Officers which is a felony. It was fun.
 I apologized to them, but they just laughed. 
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04-02-2013, 09:44 PM
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I did have a suspect once tell me "Why don't you make like your hairline and vanish?" That was funny. I even put it in my report, said the suspect was pretty hostile, but also accurate since I am balding and the prosecutor loved it. So sometimes the insults can be pretty funny and actaully work in my favor.
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04-03-2013, 01:42 AM
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Cordell, your stories made my day.
I guess now you could be "lean bacon" type of pig.
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