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12-13-2012, 12:57 AM
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One of my Fraternity Brothers nearly went to jail th night we got Bin Laden for stripping down to his Captain America underoos and perching himself atop the fraternity house with his guitar and a bottle of cheap bourbon.
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I like to think, that before that Navy SEAL double tapped bin Laden in the head, he kicked him, so that we could truly say we put a boot in his ass. 
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12-13-2012, 09:14 PM
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 But point taken.
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12-13-2012, 09:38 PM
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Yes, yes, it is, but sitting on the roof, according to my understanding of thelocal ordinance concerning public drunkeness, does not constitute being in public, bcause he was in, around, or on a private rsidence.
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I like to think, that before that Navy SEAL double tapped bin Laden in the head, he kicked him, so that we could truly say we put a boot in his ass.
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12-13-2012, 11:27 PM
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I'm not sure if "Drunk and Disorderly" is a thing in the US. Because that seems to fit here.
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12-13-2012, 11:57 PM
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It is. If you subscribe the notion of jack booted thugs and the squashing of fundamental civil liberties, such as the right to assemeble and swill vast quanities of beer.
Public intoxication leads to rgistration of semi-automaric weapons. It does, I tell you. And furthermore, as I told the campus cop as he was writing our noise ordinance citation, he was ensuring that the terrorist won.
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I like to think, that before that Navy SEAL double tapped bin Laden in the head, he kicked him, so that we could truly say we put a boot in his ass.
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12-14-2012, 12:47 AM
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I wasn't even drunk when I almost got arrested for being barely dressed. I was on my way to a Halloween movie fancy dress part (which was only about 5 minutes down the road or I would have put more clothes on) dressed as "Zed" from Zardoz. I also had a deactivated Webley Mk IV standing in for the Webley Fosbery in a holdall along with a lot of beer, but this wasn't the issue, it was the clothing.
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#7
12-14-2012, 01:47 AM
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Coke float: It's what's for dinner
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