The ultimate offensive pistol

[Evil Tim]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

What is it chambered in? 50mm depleted adamantium slugs or 45mm tungsten carbide sabots?

Well, now you're just being silly. This uses the original .50 BMG round that the basic Deagle does.

Anyway, I decided to load it up and give it a few shots. In went a clip of Hornady He'llbeinforaShok rocket-assisted HESH rounds, and a half-dozen shots later at a range of 10,000 yards, we have irrefutable proof of this weapon's greatness.



Plenty of guns can put all the rounds into one hole, but the Ultimate Offensive Pistol can put six rounds into no holes.

[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Evil Tim

Well, now you're just being silly. This uses the original .50 BMG round that the basic Deagle does.

My cousin's fiance's uncle's nephew carries the fully automatic version in an ankle holster when he is on SPEC OPS missions for the IRS

[Swordfish941]

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter

My cousin's fiance's uncle's nephew carries the fully automatic version in an ankle holster when he is on SPEC OPS missions for the IRS

The IRS issues guns?

[Evil Tim]

Originally Posted by Swordfish941

The IRS issues guns?

Well sure, they've got to storm all those tax-evading mountain death fortresses somehow.

[PistolJunkie]

[Spartan198]

It needs a heartbeat sensor.

[Evil Tim]

Originally Posted by Spartan198

It needs a heartbeat sensor.

A real operator would just focus his Chi and sense the heartbeats himself.