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Old 02-13-2011, 05:23 AM
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Let me guess: you're either constipated or you have the shits.
Nope. I'm perfectly fine. Quad meat is just way too much burger
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Old 02-13-2011, 11:19 AM
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I got a stomach ache.
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I hate seagulls.
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I hate seagulls.
Because they're always crapping on your car and always laugh at you.
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there the only bird that can crap in mid air, all others need to land first
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there the only bird that can crap in mid air, all others need to land first
Feed them alka seltzer
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Feed them alka seltzer
Will they explode?
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No, there insides expand, and seagulls cant burp, so the alka seltzer pops their stomach. Its torture and I wont do it. I just want seagu hunting legalized, so i can ethically kill these annoying birds.
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Play Grand theft Auto IV, theres 200 of them to kill.
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