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Old 09-09-2010, 01:48 AM
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If ever meet Shirely Phelps Roper, I'm going to beat her fucking ugly skull of a face in with a lead pipe.
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How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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Did anyone else see that POI was logged on yesterday? How the hell was that possible?
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Did anyone else see that POI was logged on yesterday? How the hell was that possible?
He's like a weasel. He can weasel his way past anything.
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How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
The question is: "Why is it that feet can smell and noses can run?"
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The question is: "Why is it that feet can smell and noses can run?"
I've already heard that one. I demand new jokes
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When we got my cat, I wanted to name it Jonesy, but then I found out it was a girl.
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jonesha? ghetto anyone?
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When we got my cat, I wanted to name it Jonesy, but then I found out it was a girl.
The opposite happened to my niece. She got a kitten and thought it was female and named it Anna or something like that. Then it grew up and its nuts popped out.
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When we got my cat, I wanted to name it Jonesy, but then I found out it was a girl.
Lol. I named one of my hamsters "Mona", and a couple of months later I realized that it wasn´t Mona, it was Mono .
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