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Old 09-07-2010, 11:32 PM
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Because of the limit on how many deer I can kill.


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I don't understand, can you only get one sandwich out of a deer? Do you just make really big deer meat sandwiches? Or do you just make alot of sandwiches and eat them all in one day?
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Old 09-07-2010, 11:35 PM
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I don't understand, can you only get one sandwich out of a deer? Do you just make really big deer meat sandwiches? Or do you just make alot of sandwiches and eat them all in one day?
You use the backstrap to make sammiches, dumbass and the rest is made into hamburger meat and sausage
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Old 09-07-2010, 11:37 PM
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Mmm . . . Deer Burger. *drools*
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Old 09-07-2010, 11:41 PM
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You use the backstrap to make sammiches, dumbass and the rest is made into hamburger meat and sausage
I live in Los Angeles, I don't know diddly shit about killing my own food.
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Old 09-07-2010, 11:48 PM
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I live in Los Angeles, I don't know diddly shit about killing my own food.
Step 1: Move out of the third world
Step 2: Go through Hunter's Education
Step 3: Get hunting license
Step 4: Buy rifle and ammo
Step 5: Sight in rifle
Step 6: Find hunting spot
Step 7: Kill deer
Step 8: Gut and skin deer
Step 9: Seperate deer into smaller portions
Step 10: De-bone deer portions
Step 11: Process deer portions
Step 12: Package processed deer
Step 13: Eat deer
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Old 09-08-2010, 01:51 AM
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Step 1: Move out of the third world
By this logic, learning to live off of the land and kill to survive is a characteristic of the industrialized world? See, here in the third world, we have to make do with fresh meat from reliable sources slaughtered and butchered in sanitary and controlled conditions. But such is life in the third world.
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Old 09-08-2010, 02:18 AM
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By this logic, learning to live off of the land and kill to survive is a characteristic of the industrialized world? See, here in the third world, we have to make do with fresh meat from reliable sources slaughtered and butchered in sanitary and controlled conditions. But such is life in the third world.
No, I consider California as bad as a third world country
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No, I consider California as bad as a third world country
Texas is a borderline theocracy.
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No, I consider California as bad as a third world country
Why do you think I'm Getting the heck out of here as fast as I can. Currently my rifles are stored away with family but i want to find a place to pighunt and maybe arrange to dust a few Coyote with a sniper rifle in my granpa's neck of the woods.

Yes I do realize that a .300 winmag will blow a 1 1/2 inch hole through the sheep eating sobs
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I live in Los Angeles, I don't know diddly shit about killing my own food.
Good luck surviving in the wilderness if your plane crashes.
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