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Old 08-25-2010, 07:23 PM
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Actually the McDonald's coffee I used to worked at is pretty good
Speaking of caffeinated beverages made from plants, I'm going to create my own political party to be a constant pain-in-the-ass to the douche bag Tea party. It'll be called . . . the Postum party.
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Here's my strategy to take down Chuck Norris:

First, distract target

Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek.

Discombobulate.

Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, and fracture,

Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.

Heel kick to diaphragm.

In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: Six Weeks. Full psychological recovery: Six Monthes.
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i went to go buy a zippo i've been eyeing at a store today after school so i rode my bike up to it, its only about three miles and i can take it in 5 minutes. so i got there and i see it and i realise i dont have any money and i go back home and get it then go to the store...the hours are from 9-5:30...i looked at my phone...5:32, the doors wouldn't open and they wouldnt let me in

guess im going tomorrow
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Here's what George Carlin thinks of Fred Phelps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EllF...eature=related
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damnit! Why does this keep happening to me?!?
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