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Old 07-10-2010, 06:02 AM
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I was enjoying some quality time with an older woman and her thirteen year old daughter comes barging in. Let's just say that I'm not the one responsible for the girl's latter drug habit.
That's not an embarrassing moment. That's a traumatic moment
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:36 AM
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One time when I was in the sixth grade, I was wearing a pair of loose pants that I had to constantly pull up. It was the end of the day, and as I went to line up at the door my pants fell down, showing my underwear (I wore boxers back in those days, and now I wear boxer-briefs).
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:48 PM
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My gf and my in-laws are christians, and I´m an atheist. There are embarassing moments every time I go to her house...
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Old 07-13-2010, 02:28 AM
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I went out to dinner and accidentally forgot to bring my pocket knife. That's about as bad as going out w/o a shirt on
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that's not a knife. this is a knife:
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Old 07-13-2010, 02:47 AM
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that's not a knife. this is a knife:
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Old 07-13-2010, 03:54 AM
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i see you've played this game before
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