Shrine of the Mall Ninja

[Spartan198]

Behold, it's Gecko45!



Here I thought our guys and girls in Afghanistan and Iraq were in tough situations, but the world of mall security must be one lifelong firefight. I wonder what the SOP is for laying out covering fire from a golf cart.

[Zulu Two Six]

that's the first thing that came to my mind when i read that too.
gecko is obviously an over-imaginative 8 year old who knows too much about firearms

[MT2008]

Originally Posted by Spartan198

Behold, it's Gecko45!



Here I thought our guys and girls in Afghanistan and Iraq were in tough situations, but the world of mall security must be one lifelong firefight. I wonder what the SOP is for laying out covering fire from a golf cart.

That can't be him, because (1.) Paul Blart is older than 18, and (2.) he actually has a job at a mall.

[Yournamehere]

If you haven't read the last post with the firefight at the bottom, finish reading. That being said, this shit is just ridiculous, I don't know how else to put it without spewing text everywhere.

[MT2008]

Originally Posted by Yournamehere

If you haven't read the last post with the firefight at the bottom, finish reading. hat being said, this shit is just ridiculous, I don't know how else to put it without spewing text everywhere.

Too late, I failed to heed the advise.

I didn't know that Asian street gangs carried automatic weapons and NVGs just to steal a "Mortal Kombat" game from the mall.

[Bugabear]

Maybe he though the forum was for posting movie scripts. He could get a good job as a writer.

[k9870]

I had him as my friend on facebook but his account disappeared

[Spartan198]

I love this part.

I crept behind the Mrs. PacMan game, and when I heard the perp reload, jumped up with my trusty K-Bar, and threw it into the perp’s arm, pinning him against the wall behind him.

[MT2008]

Originally Posted by Bugabear

He could get a good job as a writer.

I doubt it. The most brain-dead Steven Seagal movie has a more substantive plot and is more restrained in its gun-worship than this dude's "stories".

[Spartan198]

Originally Posted by MT2008

I doubt it.

It'd work as a comedy. Paul Blart: Mall Cop did (at least I thought it was funny, but then again I liked Doom and Bloodrayne...).