What do you think we'll see at SHOT?

[Mad Man 2.0]

IMI- IMI is going to unveil there Wooden Desert Eagle which for some reason is going to cost more then the previously released models.

COLT- Will remind people that they build guns for the government and therefore don't need any original ideas for the next 50 fucking years.

HK- Is going to unveil a rifle that harnesses the power of GOD, but the army STILL won't be impressed.

FN- Will continue to out perform HK.

SIG Sauer- Will show of the long rumored SIG 9988/10 which is expected to be more expensive then the moon.

Charles Daly- Will be there, but not to unveil any thing but rather to egg the IMI both for stealing there fucking 1911 clone.