The law of guns in movies

[Lenny]

Wearing a bullet proof vest will guarantee you won't get shot in the head, limbs or testicles.

Rocket propelled grenades fly slow enough for you to leap out of their way.

Getting shot in the shoulder sometimes stings a little, but won't slow you down.

Shooting someone in a car will splatter blood on the windscreen, but the bullet won't break the glass.

Only ever use the safety catch if you know your enemy will turn your own gun on you.

Every firearm is capable of blowing up a car, provided you aim at the gas tank.

Optical sights, forward grips and flashlight attachments are just there to look cool.

If you miss the target, your bullet will invariably hit a vase.