I can't believe I'm about to say this, but what the hell, one of my Fraternity brothers got a job posting, good raise, promotion, housing allowance, company truck, everything.....in Billings, Montana.
He uprooted and moved out there, and after three months, and one massive elk, was hopelessly bored...and starved for female companionship.
He and is now engaged....to a girl he met on match.com
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I like to think, that before that Navy SEAL double tapped bin Laden in the head, he kicked him, so that we could truly say we put a boot in his ass.
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