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Originally Posted by Swordfish941
Don't make fun of the scarecrow. He doesn't have a brain.
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"The scarecrow is a better athlete to begin with because he's been bred to be that way, because of his high thighs and big thighs that goes up into his back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs. This goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trading, the owner, the slave owner, would breed his big scarecrow to his big woman so that he could have a big scarecrow kid."