Mall Ninja's are nothing but a bunch of losers who live in their parent's basement and are on a crappy diet of Hot Pockets, Microwavable Burritos, and energy drinks like Monster or Rockstar. Plus you don't need a freakin' assualt rifle to patrol a mall. You just need a really cool lookin' pistol. I prefer a Walther P99 fitted with a Walther Laser Module and a barrel mounted weight compensator.
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