I wasn't even drunk when I almost got arrested for being barely dressed. I was on my way to a Halloween movie fancy dress part (which was only about 5 minutes down the road or I would have put more clothes on) dressed as "Zed" from
Zardoz. I also had a deactivated Webley Mk IV standing in for the Webley Fosbery in a holdall along with a lot of beer, but this wasn't the issue, it was the clothing.