[funkychinaman]

I was playing zombies this weekend, and I was with two little kids, and one older person (he didn't talk much.) One of the kids seems to know what he's doing, telling us what we have to do, so we're following him, and it turns out he's doing it just to hear that damned Eminem song. (Everyone bitches about the guns, but not one word on why JFK, Castro, Nixon, and McNamara are running around the Pentagon killing zombies to an Eminem song? Why not the Stones song?) We're following him this whole time, thinking he's going to help us stay alive, and he's doing what he's doing because he doesn't know to look up the song on youtube or buy it on iTunes. And then he got a little pissy because we weren't as appreciative as he though we should've.